Saturday, September 4, 2010

The Laws of Vanity


Vanity is my alter ego. She does what she wants, feels what she wants, and she's wise. Most important, she is her own top priority. I've read a lot of books with tidbits that people can learn from to advance their ways of thinking. In a perfect world, people would understand Vanity's thoughts as the most peaceful ways of the feminine mind. Enjoy, my never complete list of the Laws of Vanity (L.O.V.E. --the E doesn't stand for anything but it's my list to title how I feel). This isn't a list of the best stuff I've said in the blog. They're just random summaries I reach when I get to the heart of the matter. Who knows, this could be the blueprint for my book somewhere down the line. Or they could just be tweets I never want to forget. Either way, indulge me and let me know which are your favorite. By me, for you.

  • A real man knows a woman is a top investment and reflection of his principles, morals and goals. And being a real man and a grown man are two different things. Real men understand what im saying, grown men might not.

  • Loyalty is Chief. It's the only currency we accept.
  • Some men are just bullshitters. They can't help it. Been that way too long to change.
  • Clothes are so much better on the floor.
  • Love isn't what hurts, its that other shit that comes with it when people don't fully believe in its power.
  • Never throw away a black dress. I guarantee you'll find another way to wear it.
  • When you live LOVE you don't have to find it.
  • When loyalty runs through your veins, expect to be disappointed. It's not a common chromosome.
  • Leave EVERYONE missing you. An overstayed welcome is your own blues.
  • There's no shame in drinking water in a wine glass. It's the effortlessly chic life that separates you from the fake.
  • Shamelessly let the most expensive meal a man eats be pussy.
  • People say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. I think the best way is just to get inside yourself.
  • When you shake someone you never thought you would, you truly see how magnificent thoughts are. They can hold you captive AND set you free.




meet the original vixens who bear the same name. eh, when the lead decided she wanted to do gospel music, the name became up for me to grab. they were the first lingerie dancers. =)

4 comments:

  1. when u live LOVE you dont have to find it.
    god i love that. if only more ppl understood it.

    Shamelessly let the most expensive meal a man eats be pussy. genious.

    When loyalty runs through your veins, expect to be disappointed. It's not a common chromosome.
    perfectly stated. perfectly.

    Leave EVERYONE missing you. An overstayed welcome is your own blues.
    and this is the best quote ever from you, bc it is 100% you.

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