Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Monogamous Equations


"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed."
--Marlon Brando

See. This is why I cannot date. Men just want to have a lot of sex with no commitment, and I'm only game for half of that equation.

I'd rather make the same person eggs every morning for the rest of forever, than have to learn a new technique every week. I don't see the appeal anymore.

1 comment:

  1. I hate this justification.

    That's like saying chicks are propelled by genetically ordained impulses because an egg chills in our uterus one a month.

    GTFOH...

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